TENTEGES
[ Independent thoughts…for independent thinkers! ]

AP - Marriage proposals have been displayed on billboards, announced on scoreboards and even written into newspaper crossword puzzles.

AP - China has banned television and radio ads for push-up bras, figure-enhancing underwear and sex toys in the communist government’s latest move to purge the nation’s airwaves of what it calls social pollution.

AP - A Malaysian state plans to set up “toilet squads” to monitor cleanliness at key tourist destinations following criticism of standards, reports said Sunday.

AP - Who cares if they’re free? Residents in the nation’s capital say the condoms being handed out have a serious problem.

AP - He’ll never want breakfast again.

Reuters - A Swede won the world oyster-opening
championship on Saturday after he shucked a shellfish every
five seconds with a minimum of blood and grit.

AP - A 250-pound bear stranded under a bridge near Lake Tahoe was saved by an army of rescuers, a tranquilizer dart and a nylon net bought at an Army surplus store.

AP - A big red sign that says “Stop” sometimes isn’t enough to get everyone to stop. Maybe a laugh will get their attention.

AP - Someone is either too cheap to buy his own toilet paper or planning a big prank.

AP - A 250-pound bear stranded under a bridge near Lake Tahoe was saved by an army of rescuers, a tranquilizer dart and a nylon net bought at an Army surplus store.